Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th March 2007

Dilbert//6534, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 6th March 2007

Official transcript

"I spent this entire week unscrewing the problems created by your ambiguous communication."

"Next week I hope to unscrew the problems created by your hiring of morons."

"Moving on, I've made some changes to the budget."

"There goes April."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SPENT THIS ENTIRE WEEK UNSCREWING THE PROBLEMS CREATED BY YOUR AMBIGUOUS COMMUNICATION NEXT WEEK I HOPE TO UNSCREW THE PROBLEMS CREATED BY YOUR HIRING OF MORONS.

MOVING ON, IVE MADE SOME CHANGES TO THE BUDGET.

THERE GOES APRIL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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