Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th March 2007

Dilbert//6535, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 7th March 2007

Official transcript

"Wally, too many people are asking me for things. How can I set priorities?"

"Wait until everyone is yelling at you and then help whoever makes the scariest threat on any given day."

"Is that what you do?"

"No, I tell people to go ask you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE ASKING ME FOR THINGS. HOW CAN I SET PRIORITIES?

WAIT UNTIL EVER YONE 1S YELLING AT YOU AND THEN HELP WHOEVER MAKES THE SCARIEST THREAT ON ANY GIVEN DAY.

IS THAT WHAT YOU DO?

NO, I TELL PEOPLE TO GO ASK YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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