Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th March 2007

Dilbert//6535, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 7th March 2007

Official transcript

"Wally, too many people are asking me for things. How can I set priorities?"

"Wait until everyone is yelling at you and then help whoever makes the scariest threat on any given day."

"Is that what you do?"

"No, I tell people to go ask you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE ASKING ME FOR THINGS. HOW CAN I SET PRIORITIES?

WAIT UNTIL EVER YONE 1S YELLING AT YOU AND THEN HELP WHOEVER MAKES THE SCARIEST THREAT ON ANY GIVEN DAY.

IS THAT WHAT YOU DO?

NO, I TELL PEOPLE TO GO ASK YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Priorities"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with his job. In this strip, Dilbert is shown asking his coworkers to set their priorities, only to be met with resistance and complaints. One coworker asks if it's a threat, while another asks what Dilbert wants them to do. The strip pokes fun at the common workplace issue of employees not knowing their priorities or being unclear on what is expected of them. The humor comes from Dilbert's deadpan reaction to the chaos around him, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. Overall, the comic strip is a relatable and humorous take on the challenges of working in a modern office environment.

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