Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th March 2007

Dilbert//6538, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 10th March 2007

Official transcript

Dogbert's speakers bureau "What topic would you be speaking about?"

"I would speak about the folly of trying to satisfy other people's unreasonable expectations."

"Would you show up on time?"

"No. I doubt I would even prepare a speech."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S SPEAKERS BUREAU WHAT TOPIC WOULD YOU BE SPEAKING ABOUT?

I WOULD SPEAK ABOUT THE FOLLY OF TRYING TO SATISFY OTHER PEOPLE'S UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS.

WOULD YOU SHOW UP ON TIME?

NO. I DOUBT I WOULD EVEN PREPARE A SPEECH.

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