Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th March 2007

Dilbert//6544, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 16th March 2007

Official transcript

"We have a squatter problem."

"We must make our empty cubicles appear occupied or else we'll lose them to other departments."

"When we're done hosing our own company, can we start hosing the competition?"

"Our customers are next."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE A SQUA TTER PROBLEM WE MUST MAKE OUR EMPTY CUBICLES APPEAR OCCUPIED OR ELSE WELL LOSE THEM TO OTHER DEPARTMENTS.

WHEN WE'RE DONE HOSING OUR OWN COMPANY, CAN WE START HOSING THE COMPETITION?

OUR CUSTOMERS ARE NEXT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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