Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th March 2007

Dilbert//6543, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 15th March 2007

Official transcript

"Thanks to my outside income, I didn't feel any pressure to work this week."

"So I spent my time drawing pictures of you in funny positions."

"I might be losing my firm grip on things."

"Not according to this picture."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANKS TO MY OUTSIDE INCOME, I DIDN'T FEEL ANY PRESSURE TO WORK THIS WEEK.

SO I SPENT MY TIME DRAWING PICTURES OF YOU IN FUNNY POSITIONS.

I MIGHT BE LOSING MY FIRM GRIP ON THINGS.

NOT ACCORDING TO THIS PICTURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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