Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th March 2007

Dilbert//6543, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 15th March 2007

Official transcript

"Thanks to my outside income, I didn't feel any pressure to work this week."

"So I spent my time drawing pictures of you in funny positions."

"I might be losing my firm grip on things."

"Not according to this picture."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANKS TO MY OUTSIDE INCOME, I DIDN'T FEEL ANY PRESSURE TO WORK THIS WEEK.

SO I SPENT MY TIME DRAWING PICTURES OF YOU IN FUNNY POSITIONS.

I MIGHT BE LOSING MY FIRM GRIP ON THINGS.

NOT ACCORDING TO THIS PICTURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Pressure to Work"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a humorous exchange between an employee and their boss. The employee, feeling unproductive, expresses their frustration to the boss, who responds by asking them to create humorous drawings of them in various positions. The employee is initially hesitant but eventually agrees, only to discover that the boss is not interested in the artwork. The boss instead uses the drawings to demonstrate the employee's lack of productivity, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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