Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd March 2007

Dilbert//6551, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 23rd March 2007

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources "I'd like to discuss my career plan."

"The plan is that we'll keep you around until we find a starving Elbonian to do your job for less."

"In other words, blah, blah, maybe someday you will get a promotion."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES ID LIKE TO DISCUSS MY CAREER PLAN THE PLAN IS THAT WELL KEEP YOU AROUND UNTIL WE FIND A STARVING ELBONIAN TO DO YOUR JOB FOR LESS.

IN OTHER WORDS, BLAH, BLAH, MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU WILL GET A PROMOTION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Career Advancement"

Summary:

The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, discussing a career plan with an employee. Catbert's plan is to keep the employee around until they find a starving Elbonian to do their job for less. The employee is skeptical and asks if this is a promotion, to which Catbert responds with a sarcastic remark. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of career advancement and the absurdity of corporate culture.

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