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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th March 2007

Dilbert//6552, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 24th March 2007


Official transcript

Everything you do is different from the way I would do it. "That's how I know you're doing everything wrong."

"I wouldn't be making that face."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EVERYTHING YOU DO IS DIFFERENT FROM THE WAY I WOULD DO IT.

THAT'S HOW I KNOW YOU'RE DOING EVERYTHING WRONG.

I WOULDN'T BE MAKING THAT FACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Art of Misdirection"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert engaging in a conversation with his boss. The conversation revolves around the topic of accountability and blame-shifting.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert's boss states that everything he does is different from the way he would do it.
  • Dilbert responds by pointing out that this is how he knows his boss is doing everything wrong.
  • The boss then attempts to deflect blame by saying he wouldn't be making that face if he were doing everything wrong.
  • Dilbert sarcastically replies that he wouldn't be making that face if he were doing everything wrong either.

Themes:

  • Accountability
  • Blame-shifting
  • Misdirection

Tone:

  • Sarcastic
  • Critical

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