Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th March 2007

Dilbert//6552, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 24th March 2007

Official transcript

Everything you do is different from the way I would do it. "That's how I know you're doing everything wrong."

"I wouldn't be making that face."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERYTHING YOU DO IS DIFFERENT FROM THE WAY I WOULD DO IT.

THAT'S HOW I KNOW YOU'RE DOING EVERYTHING WRONG.

I WOULDN'T BE MAKING THAT FACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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