Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th March 2007

Dilbert//6554, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 26th March 2007

Official transcript

"Hi, I'm Jeff, the human ashtray."

"I like to lean in real close to people so they can enjoy my aroma!"

"OW! OW! OW!"

"Sounds like someone is getting his ash kicked."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI, I'M JEFF, THE HUMAN ASHTRAY.

I LIKE TO LEAN IN REAL CLOSE TO PEOPLE SO THEY CAN ENJOY MY AROMA!

OW!

OW!

= OW!

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS GETTING HIS ASH KICKED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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