Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th March 2007

Dilbert//6553, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 25th March 2007

Official transcript

And now for another round of e-mail judo. "Let's see...This guy wants me to attend a meeting."

"Eee-yah! I'll tell him I'm booked."

"This guy wants some information."

"Eee-yah! I'll tell him my hard drive crashed."

"This idiot wants my input on his document."

"Eee-yah! I'll tell him the attachment won't open."

"Who's winning today?"

"Not the people who sent me e-mail. Eee-yah!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND NOW FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF EMAIL JUDO LET'S SEE... THIS GUY WANTS ME TO ATTEND A MEETING EEE-YAH!

THIS GUY WANTS SOME INFORMATION.

EEE-YAH!

I'LLTELL HIM MY HARD DRIVE CRASHED.

THIS IDIOT WANTS MY INPUT ON HIS DOCUMENT.

EEE-YAH!

I'LL TELL HIM THE ATTACHMENT WON'T OPEN WHO'S WINNING TODAY?

NOT THE PEOPLE WHO SENT ME EMAIL EEE-YAH!.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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