Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th March 2007

Dilbert//6558, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 30th March 2007

Official transcript

"When you're done researching new technology, I want you to inventory our furniture."

"When do you think you'll be done?"

"When will you forget you asked me, and assign the furniture project to someone else?"

"Two weeks."

"I'll be done in 15 days."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN YOU'RE DONE RESEARCHING NEW TECHNOLOGY, I WANT YOU TO INVENTORY OUR FURNITURE.

WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE DONE?

WHEN WILL YOU FORGET YOU ASKED ME, AND ASSIGN THE FURNITURE PROJECT TO SOMEONE ELSE?

TWO WEEKS.

I'LL BE DONE IN 15 DAYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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