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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st March 2007

Dilbert//6559, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 31st March 2007


Official transcript

"I don't understand what your department does, so I decided to eliminate it."

"What if I explain what we do? Would you change your mind?"

"I see you're not a big fan of decisiveness."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR DEPARTMENT DOES, SO I DECIDED TO ELIMINATE IT.

WHAT IF I EXPLAIN WHAT WE DO? WOULD YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?

I SEE YOU'RE NOT A BIG FAN OF DECISIVENESS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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