Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th April 2007

Dilbert//6566, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 7th April 2007

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art criticism irritation worth

Open source transcript

ART DEPARTMENT I AM DOGBERT, THE QUANTIFIER OF UNQUANTIFIABLE THINGS.

I DECLARE YOU TO BE WORTH $85.

NO ONE LIKES TO BE QUANTIFIED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Quantifiable Unquantifiables"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dogbert, the art department's quantifier of unquantifiable things, who declares a person worth $85.
• The person is outraged, stating that no one likes to be quantified.
• The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of trying to assign a monetary value to something that cannot be measured or quantified.

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