Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th April 2007

Dilbert//6565, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 6th April 2007

Official transcript

Dogbert the quantifier "How can I quantify the benefits of my department?"

"Try making absurd claims of value while hoping that no one asks questions."

"Does that work?"

"I hope so. Here's my invoice."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE QUANTIFIER HOW CAN I QUANTIFY THE BENEFITS OF MY DEPARTMENT?

TRY MAKING ABSURD CLAIMS OF VALUE WHILE HOPING THAT NO ONE ASKS QUESTIONS.

DOES THAT WORK?

I HOPE SO.

HERE'S MY INVOICE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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