Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th April 2007

Dilbert//6578, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 19th April 2007

Official transcript

My soul-o-meter is picking up a reincarnated soul. It looks like you had several previous lives. "I'll cauterize your head so your soul stays in your dead body next time."

zzzt!!! "Because I can."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY SOUL-O-METER IS PICKING UP A REINCARNATED SOUL.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE HAD SEVERAL PREVIOUS LIVES.

I'LL CAUTERIZE YOUR HEAD SO YOUR SOUL STAYS IN YOUR DEAD BODY NEXT TIME.

2ZZT!!!

BECAUSE I CAN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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