Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th April 2007

Dilbert//6579, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 20th April 2007

Official transcript

"This product will leapfrog the iPod and provide pleasure to all five of your senses."

"The user can download pictures, smells, tastes, and celebrity tickling patterns."

"The test group preferred it over eating. They're all dead."

"It has the coolness factor."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS PRODUCT WILL LEAPFROG THE iPOD AND PROVIDE PLEASURE TO ALL FIVE OF YOUR SENSES.

THE USER CAN DOWNLOAD PICTURES, SMELLS, TASTES, AND CELEBRITY TICKLING PATTERNS.

THE TEST GROUP PREFERRED IT OVER EATING. THEY'RE ALL DEAD.

IT HAS THE COOLNESS FACTOR

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