Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd April 2007

Dilbert//6581, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 22nd April 2007

Official transcript

"We're planning to outsource half of the department."

"You can't tell anyone."

"Is it true that half of the department will be outsourced?"

"Before you answer, I should tell you that I've made a list..."

"...of all the responses that mean the same as yes."

"For example, if you say, 'Ignore the rumors,' that means yes."

"Also on the list are, 'Why do you ask?' and, 'Who told you that?'"

"That list is stupid."

"Gaaa!!! That's number 8 on my list!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WERE PLANNING TO OUTSOURCE HALF OF THE DEPARTMENT.

YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE.

IS IT TRUE THAT HALF OF THE DEPARTMENT WILL BE OUTSOURCED?

BEFORE YOU ANSWER, I SHOULD TELL YOU THAT I'VE MADE A LIST...

.. OF ALL THE RESPONSES THAT MEAN THE SAME AS YES.

FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU SAY, "IGNORE THE RUMORS, " THAT MEANS YES.

ALSO ON THE LIST ARE, "WHY DO YOU ASK? " AND, "WHO TOLD YOU THAT? " THAT LIST IS STUPID.

GAAA!!!

THAT'S NUMBER 8 ON MY LIST!!!

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