Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st April 2007

Dilbert//6580, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 21st April 2007

Official transcript

Don't feel bad if you only got a 3% raise; I only got 2% myself. "Can we feel bad that 2% of your pay is bigger than 3% of our pay?"

"Don't get all mathy on me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DESIGNED A PRODUCT THAT THE USERS ENJOY SO MUCH, THEY STARVE TO DEATH WHILE USING IT.

50, YOU'RE LIKE A SERIAL KILLER.

NO, I DON'T KEEP ANY SOUVENIRS SHE ISN'T MY TYPE.

ALIVE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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