Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st April 2007

Dilbert//6580, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 21st April 2007

Official transcript

Don't feel bad if you only got a 3% raise; I only got 2% myself. "Can we feel bad that 2% of your pay is bigger than 3% of our pay?"

"Don't get all mathy on me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DESIGNED A PRODUCT THAT THE USERS ENJOY SO MUCH, THEY STARVE TO DEATH WHILE USING IT.

50, YOU'RE LIKE A SERIAL KILLER.

NO, I DON'T KEEP ANY SOUVENIRS SHE ISN'T MY TYPE.

ALIVE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Serial Killer Souvenirs"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and criticism of corporate culture.
• In this strip, Dilbert is shown discussing a product with a woman, who mentions that users enjoy it so much they starve to death while using it.
• Dilbert responds by saying he's like a serial killer, but doesn't keep souvenirs.
• The woman asks if she's alive, and Dilbert replies, "She isn't my type."
• The punchline is a play on words, with Dilbert implying that the woman is dead and therefore not his type.
• The strip is a humorous commentary on the darker aspects of human nature and the absurdity of modern life.

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