Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th April 2007

Dilbert//6584, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 25th April 2007

Official transcript

"This is the posterior of a healthy, unemployed woman."

"Prolonged exposure to employment will create more of a box shape."

"I'd offer you a lollipop, but it would only make things worse."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS THE POSTERIOR OF A HEALTHY, UNEMPLOYED WOMAN.

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO EMPLOYMENT WILL CREATE MORE OF A BOX SHAPE.

ID OFFER YOU A LOLLIPOP, BUT IT WOULD ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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