Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th April 2007

Dilbert//6585, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 26th April 2007

Official transcript

Tina the tech writer "I'm starting my own blog!"

"Dear god, no!"

"Every day I will record my personal thoughts about our business."

"I need you to write the first one by noon. I can't wait to see what I'm thinking."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA THE TECH WRITER IM STARTING MY OWN BLOG!

DEAR GOD, NO!

EVERY DAY I WILL RECORD MY PERSONAL THOUGHTS ABOUT OUR BUSINESS.

I NEED YOU TO WRITE THE FIRST ONE BY NOON. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT I'M THINKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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