Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th April 2007

Dilbert//6586, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 27th April 2007

Official transcript

"This blog post you wrote for me isn't witty enough."

"Try it again, but make me sound like Mark Twain."

"'I reckon you'd be hankerin' for some quality. 'Taint happenin' but it orter.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS BLOG POST YOU WROTE FOR ME ISN'T WITTY ENOUGH.

TRY IT AGAIN, BUT MAKE ME SOUND LIKE MARK TWAIN.

"I RECKON YOU'D BE HANKERIN' FOR SOME QUALITY. 'TAINT HAPPENIN' BUT IT OR TER."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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