Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th April 2007

Dilbert//6586, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 27th April 2007

Official transcript

"This blog post you wrote for me isn't witty enough."

"Try it again, but make me sound like Mark Twain."

"'I reckon you'd be hankerin' for some quality. 'Taint happenin' but it orter.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS BLOG POST YOU WROTE FOR ME ISN'T WITTY ENOUGH.

TRY IT AGAIN, BUT MAKE ME SOUND LIKE MARK TWAIN.

"I RECKON YOU'D BE HANKERIN' FOR SOME QUALITY. 'TAINT HAPPENIN' BUT IT OR TER."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Taint Happenin'"

Summary:

The comic strip features a woman, presumably the boss, sitting at her desk, addressing an employee who is working on a computer. The boss expresses dissatisfaction with the employee's blog post, stating that it is not witty enough.

The employee attempts to rectify the situation by trying again, but this time incorporating a Mark Twain quote. However, the boss is unimpressed, responding with a quote from the TV show "Hankerin' for Some Quality" that reads, "'I reckon you'd be hankerin' for some quality. 'Taint happenin' but it orter.'"

The boss's response suggests that she is not interested in the employee's attempts to improve the blog post, and that she is more concerned with her own personal preferences. The use of the quote from "Hankerin' for Some Quality" adds a touch of humor to the exchange, highlighting the boss's eccentricity and lack of interest in the employee's work.

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