Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd May 2007

Dilbert//6592, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 3rd May 2007

Official transcript

"I heard that you started a comic strip on the side."

"You're in my seat, fly bait. Move or I'll pound your head so hard you'll have to remove your pants to read."

"Did I miss anything about teamwork?"

"Where do you get your ideas?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD THAT YOU STARTED A COMIC STRIP ON THE SIDE.

YOU'RE IN MY SEAT, FLY BAIT. MOVE OR I'LL POUND YOUR HEAD SO HARD YOULL HAVE TO REMOVE YOUR PANTS TO READ.

DID I MISS ANYTHING ABOUT TEAMWORK?

WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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