Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th May 2007

Dilbert//6593, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 4th May 2007

Official transcript

You can't have a side job of drawing a comic strip about the workplace. "I should fire you for mocking the management of this company in newspapers."

"Because then I'd mock you less?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU CANT HAVE A SIDE JOB OF DRAWING A COMIC STRIP ABOUT THE WORKPLACE.

I SHOULD FIRE YOU FOR MOCKING THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS COMPANY IN NEWSPAPERS.

BECAUSE THEN I'D MOCK YOU LESS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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