Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th May 2007

Dilbert//6597, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 8th May 2007

Official transcript

"Why don't you answer my e-mails? Do I need to complain to your boss?"

"Your messages have too many topics and no paragraph breaks. They are a violation of all that is good and right about e-mail."

snork "'Blah, blah, blah, Dilbert is rude...' Geez, I can't even read this mess."

click delete

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MY EMAILS?

DO I NEED TO COMPLAIN TO YOUR BOSS?

YOUR MESSAGES HAVE TOO MANY TOPICS AND NO PARAGRAPH BREAKS.

THEY ARE A VIOLATION OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND RIGHT ABOUT EMAIL.

SNORK "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, DILBERT IS RUDE.

GEEZ, I CAN'T EVEN READ THIS MESS.

CLICK DELETE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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