Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th May 2007

Dilbert//6598, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 9th May 2007

Official transcript

"Wally, you have attended thousands of meetings and never gotten an action item. What is your secret?"

"When the action items are handed out, I use a certain facial expression to ward them off."

"...And I'll need someone to..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, YOU HAVE ATTENDED THOUSANDS OF MEETINGS AND NEVER GOTTEN AN ACTION ITEM. WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?

WHEN THE ACTION ITEMS ARE HANDED OUT, I USE A CERTAIN FACIAL EXPRESSION TO WARD THEM OFF.

.. AND I'LL NEED SOMEONE TO...

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