Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th May 2007

Dilbert//6598, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 9th May 2007

Official transcript

"Wally, you have attended thousands of meetings and never gotten an action item. What is your secret?"

"When the action items are handed out, I use a certain facial expression to ward them off."

"...And I'll need someone to..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, YOU HAVE ATTENDED THOUSANDS OF MEETINGS AND NEVER GOTTEN AN ACTION ITEM. WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?

WHEN THE ACTION ITEMS ARE HANDED OUT, I USE A CERTAIN FACIAL EXPRESSION TO WARD THEM OFF.

.. AND I'LL NEED SOMEONE TO...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Facial Expression"

Summary:

• Wally attends thousands of meetings without taking notes or achieving anything.
• He is asked about his secret, and he reveals that he uses a specific facial expression to ward off action items.
• The other characters are skeptical and want to know the expression, but Wally refuses to share it.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of people attending meetings without contributing or achieving anything, and the use of facial expressions as a way to avoid taking action.

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