Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th May 2007

Dilbert//6600, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 11th May 2007

Official transcript

Dogbert's tech support "Try turning off your router, your modem, and your computer."

"Now turn off your air conditioning, your lights, and your water heater. Unplug your microwave and defrost your refrigerator."

"You're very thorough."

"Cancel your garbage service, renounce your citizenship, and yank out your phone."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPOR T TRY TURNING OFF YOUR ROUTER, YOUR MODEM, AND YOUR COMPUTER.

NOW TURN OFF YOUR AIR CONDITIONING, YOUR LIGHTS, AND YOUR WATER HEATER.

UNPLUG YOUR MICROWAVE AND DEFROST YOUR REFRIGERATOR.

YOU'RE VER Y THOROUGH.

CANCEL YOUR GARBAGE SERVICE, RENOUNCE YOUR CITIZENSHIP, AND YANK OUT YOUR PHONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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