Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th May 2007

Dilbert//6601, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 12th May 2007

Official transcript

Dogbert's tech support "Give me a list of all the software and hardware you're using."

"Now sit there like a sheep while I randomly select a product from the list and tell you it's the problem."

"What if I know it isn't?"

"That will matter less than you'd imagine."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPOR T GIVE ME A LIST OF ALL THE SOFTWARE AND HARDWARE YOU'RE USING.

NOW SIT THERE LIKE A SHEEP WHILE I RANDOMLY SELECT A PRODUCT FROM THE LIST AND TELL YOU IT'S THE PROBLEM.

WHAT IF I KNOW IT ISN'T?

THAT WILL MATTER LESS THAN YOU'D IMAGINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Tech Support Conundrum"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a humorous exchange between a frustrated customer and a tech support representative.
• The customer requests a list of all software and hardware being used, but the tech support representative responds with a tongue-in-cheek comment about a sheep selection problem.
• The customer is perplexed by the response and asks if it's relevant, prompting the tech support representative to clarify that it's not.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the often-frustrating experience of dealing with technical issues and the sometimes-unhelpful responses from tech support representatives.

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