Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th May 2007

Dilbert//6601, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 12th May 2007

Official transcript

Dogbert's tech support "Give me a list of all the software and hardware you're using."

"Now sit there like a sheep while I randomly select a product from the list and tell you it's the problem."

"What if I know it isn't?"

"That will matter less than you'd imagine."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPOR T GIVE ME A LIST OF ALL THE SOFTWARE AND HARDWARE YOU'RE USING.

NOW SIT THERE LIKE A SHEEP WHILE I RANDOMLY SELECT A PRODUCT FROM THE LIST AND TELL YOU IT'S THE PROBLEM.

WHAT IF I KNOW IT ISN'T?

THAT WILL MATTER LESS THAN YOU'D IMAGINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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