Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th May 2007

Dilbert//6605, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 16th May 2007

Official transcript

Dogbert consults "You need a dashboard application to track your key metrics."

"That way you'll have more data to ignore when you make your decisions based on company politics."

"Will the data be accurate?"

"Okay, let's pretend that matters."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS YOU NEED A DASHBOARD APPLICATION TO TRACK YOUR KEY METRICS.

THAT WAY YOULL HAVE MORE DATA TO IGNORE WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR DECISIONS BASED ON COMPANY POLITICS.

WILL THE DATA BE ACCURATE?

OKAY, LET'S PRETEND THAT MATTERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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