Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th May 2007

Dilbert//6606, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 17th May 2007

Official transcript

I can monitor the company's key metrics from my executive dashboard. "Uh-oh. I need to do a better job of falsifying my data."

"Allow me to set the stage for your next assignment by reminding you that stockholders have never done anything for you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN MONITOR THE COMPANY'S KEY METRICS FROM MY EXECUTIVE DASHBOARD.

UH-OH. I NEED TO DO A BETTER JOB OF FALSIFYING MY DATA.

ALLOW ME TO SET THE STAGE FOR YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT BY REMINDING YOU THAT STOCKHOLDERS HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING FOR YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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