Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd May 2007

Dilbert//6611, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 22nd May 2007

Official transcript

"Did you get all of the department heads to sign off on our business plan?"

"No, they prefer to see us fail so they look good in comparison and there's more money in the budget for them."

"How can we speed up this process?"

"I'm failing as fast as I can."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU GET ALL OF THE DEPARTMENT HEADS TO SIGN OFF ON OUR BUSINESS PLAN?

NO, THEY PREFER TO SEE US FAIL SO THEY LOOK GOOD IN COMPARISON AND THERE'S MORE MONEY IN THE BUDGET FOR THEM.

HOW CAN WE SPEED UP THIS PROCESS?

I'M FAILING AS FAST AS I CAN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Failing Fast"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a balding head, in a conversation with his boss. The boss asks if everyone has signed off on the business plan, to which Dilbert responds that they did. However, the boss is concerned that they will fail quickly and wants to speed up the process. Dilbert agrees, stating that he is "failing as fast as I can." The boss is pleased with this response and asks how they can speed up the process. Dilbert suggests that they compare themselves to others and look good in comparison, while also having more money in the budget. The boss is satisfied with this approach and the two of them proceed to discuss how to implement it.

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