Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd May 2007

Dilbert//6611, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 22nd May 2007

Official transcript

"Did you get all of the department heads to sign off on our business plan?"

"No, they prefer to see us fail so they look good in comparison and there's more money in the budget for them."

"How can we speed up this process?"

"I'm failing as fast as I can."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU GET ALL OF THE DEPARTMENT HEADS TO SIGN OFF ON OUR BUSINESS PLAN?

NO, THEY PREFER TO SEE US FAIL SO THEY LOOK GOOD IN COMPARISON AND THERE'S MORE MONEY IN THE BUDGET FOR THEM.

HOW CAN WE SPEED UP THIS PROCESS?

I'M FAILING AS FAST AS I CAN

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