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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd May 2007

Dilbert//6612, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 23rd May 2007


Official transcript

"I had a productive time at the management retreat."

"We golfed as hard as we could until we came up with a new vision for the company!!!"

"But no one wrote it down, so we're going to try again next month."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAD A PRODUCTIVE TIME AT THE MANAGEMENT RETREAT.

WE GOLFED AS HARD AS WE COULD UNTIL WE CAME UP WITH A NEW VISION FOR THE COMPANY!!!

BUT NO ONE WROTE IT DOWN, SO WE'RE GOING TO TRY AGAIN NEXT MONTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Golfing on the Clock"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a manager and his employees, highlighting the absurdity of their work environment.

  • The manager reveals that he had a productive time at the management retreat, but no one wrote down the ideas generated during the meeting.
  • The employees are frustrated with the lack of progress and suggest that they should have written down their ideas during the meeting.
  • The manager responds that they golfed as hard as they could until they came up with a new vision for the company, implying that the meeting was more focused on leisure activities than productive work.
  • The employees express their disappointment and frustration with the lack of progress, and the manager's lack of follow-up on the ideas generated during the meeting.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct


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