Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th May 2007

Dilbert//6613, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 24th May 2007

Official transcript

"Asok, you need to have more of a winner's mentality."

"If I had that sort of thing, why would I work here?"

"Ideally, we want you to be dumb and optimistic at the same time."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, YOU NEED TO HAVE MORE OF A WINNER'S MENTALITY.

IF I HAD THAT SORT OF THING, WHY WOULD I WORK HERE?

IDEALLY, WE WANT YOU TO BE DUMB AND OPTIMISTIC AT THE SAME TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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