Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th May 2007

Dilbert//6615, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 26th May 2007

Official transcript

"Dilbert, do you have some time to help me with this technical analysis?"

"Sure, if you'll go to my house and mow my lawn so this doesn't become a lopsided relationship."

"Why must you be so difficult to abuse?"

"Go spit in your socks."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, DO YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO HELP ME WITH THIS TECHNICAL ANALYSIS?

SURE, IF YOULL GO TO MY HOUSE AND MOW MY LAWN 5O THIS DOESN'T BECOME A LOPSIDED RELATIONSHIP.

WHY MUST YOU BE SO DIFFICULT TO ABUSE?

GO SPIT IN YOUR SOCKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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