Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th May 2007

Dilbert//6615, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 26th May 2007

Official transcript

"Dilbert, do you have some time to help me with this technical analysis?"

"Sure, if you'll go to my house and mow my lawn so this doesn't become a lopsided relationship."

"Why must you be so difficult to abuse?"

"Go spit in your socks."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, DO YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO HELP ME WITH THIS TECHNICAL ANALYSIS?

SURE, IF YOULL GO TO MY HOUSE AND MOW MY LAWN 5O THIS DOESN'T BECOME A LOPSIDED RELATIONSHIP.

WHY MUST YOU BE SO DIFFICULT TO ABUSE?

GO SPIT IN YOUR SOCKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Technical Analysis"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, in a humorous exchange with his boss, Wally, a man with black hair and a white shirt.

• Scene 1: Dilbert asks for technical analysis help, but Wally is distracted by a phone call.
• Scene 2: Wally suggests going to Dilbert's house and mowing his lawn to avoid a lopsided relationship.
• Scene 3: Dilbert is shocked by Wally's suggestion and asks why he must be so difficult to abuse.

The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of workplace interactions and the sometimes ridiculous requests made by managers.

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