Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 27th May 2007

Dilbert//6616, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 27th May 2007

Official transcript

"The best choice for employee of the month is..."

"Congratulations to Alice for being our employee of the month!"

"You get to use my parking spot near the entrance for the rest of the month."

"I take public transit to work."

"You also get to take the rest of today off."

"It's already five o'clock, and you said I need to finish my project by tomorrow morning."

"And you get to have pizza with me."

"I'm on a @#$% low carb diet!!!"

"I nailed it."

PIZZA

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE BEST CHOICE FOR EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH IS.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALICE FOR BEING OUR EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!

YOU GET TO USE MY PARKING SPOT NEAR THE ENTRANCE FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH.

I TAKE PUBLIC TRANSIT TO WORK.

YOU ALSO GET TO TAKE THE REST OF TODAY OFF.

IT'S ALREADY FIVE O'CLOCK, AND YOU SAID I NEED TO FINISH MY PROJECT BY TOMORROW MORNING.

AND YOU GET TO HAVE PIZZA WITH ME.

I'M ON A #!0*% LOW CARB DIET!!!

I NAILED IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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