Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th May 2007

Dilbert//6618, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 29th May 2007

Official transcript

"Today you will wear clothes you don't want to wear."

"You'll drive somewhere you don't want to be, and do things you don't want to do."

"Have a nice day."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY YOU WILL WEAR CLOTHES YOU DON'T WANT TO WEAR.

YOULL DRIVE SOMEWHERE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE, AND DO THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO DO.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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