Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th May 2007

Dilbert//6619, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 30th May 2007

Official transcript

"Have fun working while I'm home chewing on your computer cables."

"I'll probably start with a USB cable appetizer, then do the Ethernet cable with blue cheese dressing."

"Then I'm going to wrap my colon around some coax."

"I envy you, and it's disturbing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE FUN WORKING WHILE IM HOME CHEWING ON YOUR COMPUTER CABLES.

I'LL PROBABLY START WITH A USB CABLE APPETIZER, THEN DO THE ETHERNET CABLE WITH BLUE CHEESE DRESSING.

THEN IM GOING TO WRAP MY COLON AROUND SOME COAX.

I ENVY YOU, AND IT'S DISTURBING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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