Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st June 2007

Dilbert//6621, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 1st June 2007

Tags

elbonian factory million dollars competition office rebel attack

Official transcript

Rebels have threatened to attack our Elbonian factory unless we give them a million dollars. "That's outrageous! Tell them their competition offered to not attack us for half that price."

Negotiations begin "That wouldn't even cover our costs of not attacking!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

REBELS HAVE THREATENED TO ATTACK OUR ELBONIAN FACTORY UNLESS WE GIVE THEM A MILLION DOLLARS.

THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!

TELL THEM THEIR COMPETITION OFFERED TO NOT ATTACK US FOR HALF THAT PRICE.

NEGOTIATIONS BEGIN THAT WOULDN'T EVEN COVER OUR COSTS OF NOT ATTACKING!

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