Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd June 2007

Dilbert//6622, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 2nd June 2007

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rebel negotiation table room water pool senior discount observational humour high price

Official transcript

Rebel negotiations "Your price to not attack our Elbonian factory is too high."

"We can give you the senior citizen discount."

*snort* "That's just mean."

"Sorry. I'll switch to more observational humor."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

REBEL NEGOTIATIONS YOUR PRICE TO NOT ATTACK OUR ELBONIAN FACTORY IS TOO HIGH.

WE CAN GIVE YOU THE SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT.

SNORT THAT'S JUST MEAN SORRY.

I'LL SWITCH TO MORE OBSERVATIONAL HUMOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Rebel Negotiations"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a group of rebels engaged in negotiations with a factory owner. The rebels demand a price reduction, citing the factory's Elbonian origin as a reason for the high cost. The owner responds by offering a senior citizen discount, which the rebels reject. One of the rebels then proposes a humorous alternative, suggesting that they switch to more observational humor instead of attacking the factory. The owner agrees, and the rebels begin to observe the factory, finding it amusing. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of rebels negotiating with a factory owner and the absurdity of the situation.

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