Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th June 2007

Dilbert//6624, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 4th June 2007

Tags

factory elbonia stock swap reached agreement rebels company value terrorits indirectly

Official transcript

"I reached an agreement with the rebels so they won't attack our factory in Elbonia."

"It's a stock swap. Every time they collect a ransom, the value of our company will increase."

"Doesn't that make us terrorists?"

"Very indirectly."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I REACHED AN AGREEMENT WITH THE REBELS SO THEY WON'T ATTACK OUR FACTORY IN ELBONIA.

IT'S A STOCK SWAP.

EVERY TIME THEY COLLECT A RANSOM, THE VALUE OF OUR COMPANY WILL INCREASE.

DOESN'T THAT MAKE US TERRORISTS?

VERY INDIRECTLY.

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