Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd June 2007

Dilbert//6623, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 3rd June 2007

Tags

ceo's meeting boos dilbert status on technology platform migration nothing to hide 100 drunken clowns beed in their underpants decline in morale pretending tow ork get fired hide things

Official transcript

CEO Meeting "I brought Dilbert in case you have any technical questions."

"What's the status on the technology platform migration project?"

"Be completely honest. We have nothing to hide."

"Well, okay."

"The project is like a hundred drunken clowns with bees in their underpants."

"I expect the decline in morale to lead to violence."

"Most of us are only pretending to work while secretly hoping the project gets canceled after you get fired by the board."

"It turns out that we did have a few things to hide."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CEO MEETING I BROUGHT DILBERT IN CASE YOU HAVE ANY TECHNICAL QUESTIONS.

WHAT'S THE STATUS ON THE TECHNOLOGY PLATFORM MIGRATION PROJECT?

BE COMPLETELY HONEST. WE HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.

WELL, OKAY.

THE PROJECT IS LIKE A HUNDRED DRUNKEN CLOWNS WITH BEES IN THEIR UNDERPANTS.

I EXPECT THE DECLINE IN MORALE TO LEAD TO VIOLENCE.

MOST OF US ARE ONLY PRETENDING TO WORK WHILE SECRETLY HOPING THE PROJECT GETS CANCELED AFTER YOU GET FIRED BY THE BOARD.

IT TURNS OUT THAT WE DID HAVE A FEW THINGS TO HIDE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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