Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th June 2007

Dilbert//6629, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 9th June 2007

Tags

software budget computer tiny mittens thermometer hell your turn nice guy intern abused mean coworkers technology engineering

Official transcript

I need this software to do my job. "The software budget is spent. Just share a computer with someone who has this software."

"Why don't you take your tiny mittens and a thermometer to hell and wait for a sign that it's your turn."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED THIS SOFTWARE TO DO MY JOB.

THE SOFTWARE BUDGET IS SPENT. JUST SHARE A COMPUTER WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THIS SOFTWARE.

WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR TINY MITTENS AND A THERMOMETER TO HELL AND WAIT FOR A SIGN THAT IT'S YOUR TURN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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