Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th June 2007

Dilbert//6630, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 10th June 2007

Tags

corporate strategy plan consistent leveraging platforms rewrite plan pretend to follow

Official transcript

"Is your plan consistent with our corporate strategy?"

"How would I know?"

"Don't you know our strategy?"

"No. Do you?"

"Of course I do. It's something about leveraging our platforms."

"Does your plan leverage our platforms?"

"No, but I can rewrite my plan so it seems as if it does."

"Good. Go back and do that."

"There's no point in having a strategy if you aren't going to pretend to follow it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS YOUR PLAN CONSISTENT WITH OUR CORPORATE STRATEGY?

HOW WOULD I KNOW?

DON'T YOU KNOW OUR STRATEGY?

DO YOU?

OF COURSE I DO.

IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT LEVERAGING OUR PLATFORMS.

DOES YOUR PLAN LEVERAGE OUR PLATFORMS?

NO, BUT I CAN REWRITE MY PLAN SO IT SEEMS AS IF IT DOES.

GOOD. GO BACK AND DO THAT.

THERE'S NO POINT IN HAVING A STRATEGY IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO PRETEND TO FOLLOW

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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