Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th June 2007

Dilbert//6631, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 11th June 2007

Tags

mapped and gapped consolidate program of work maximize synergy capture and optimize resource utilization requirements

Official transcript

"This week I mapped and gapped the requirements to consolidate everything into a program of work..."

"...to maximize synergy capture and optimize our resource utilization."

"If any of that sounded like work, I'll do some more of it next week."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS WEEK I MAPPED AND GAPPED THE REQUIREMENTS TO CONSOLIDATE EVERY THING INTO A PROGRAM OF WORK...

.. TO MAXIMIZE SYNERGY CAPTURE AND OPTIMIZE OUR RESOURCE UTILIZATION.

IF ANY OF THAT SOUNDED LIKE WORK, I'LL DO SOME MORE OF IT NEXT WEEK.

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