Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th June 2007

Dilbert//6650, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 30th June 2007

Tags

career counselor flower arranging billionaire work hard defeat purpose no work doesn't want to work

Official transcript

Dogbert, career counselor "What would you like to do with your degree in...flower arranging?"

"I'd like to be a billionaire."

"Are you willing to work hard?"

"That would sort of defeat the purpose."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT, CAREER COUNSELOR WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO WITH YOUR DEGREE IN ...

FLOWER ARRANGING?

ID LIKE TO BE A BILLIONAIRE.

ARE YOU WILLING TO WORK HARD?

THAT WOULD SORT OF DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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