Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st July 2007
Dilbert//6651, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 1st July 2007
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benchmarks global warming normally pleasent week polluter problem solution too hot to work work indoors
Official transcript
"Wally, did you complete the benchmark tests?"
"No."
slurp "Because?"
"Global warming."
"What?"
"Well, normally this would have been a pleasant week."
"But thanks to you and your stupid SUV, it was too hot to work."
"Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem."
"You work indoors!"
"Said the polluter."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
WALLY, DID YOU COMPLETE THE BENCHMARK TESTS?
NO SLURP BECAUSE?
GLOBAL WARMING.
WHAT?
WELL, NORMALLY THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A PLEASANT WEEK.
BUT THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR STUPID SUV, IT WAS TOO HOT TO WORK.
REMEMBER, IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION, YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM.
YOU WORK INDOORS!
SAID THE POLLUTER.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Global Warming: A Workplace Concern"
Summary:
This 'Dilbert' comic strip revolves around a workplace discussion on global warming. The conversation begins with Wally, who asks if everyone completed their benchmark tests. The others respond with "no" and "slurp," indicating they are not focused on the task at hand.
The conversation then shifts to a discussion about global warming, with one employee stating that it is a global problem. Another employee chimes in, saying that if they are not part of the solution, they are part of the problem. This prompts the employee to ask if they work indoors, and if so, they are contributing to the problem.
The comic strip ends with the employee stating that they said the polluter, implying that they are aware of their role in contributing to the problem. The conversation highlights the importance of taking responsibility for one's actions and considering the impact on the environment.
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