Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st July 2007

Dilbert//6651, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 1st July 2007

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benchmarks global warming normally pleasent week polluter problem solution too hot to work work indoors

Official transcript

"Wally, did you complete the benchmark tests?"

"No."

slurp "Because?"

"Global warming."

"What?"

"Well, normally this would have been a pleasant week."

"But thanks to you and your stupid SUV, it was too hot to work."

"Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem."

"You work indoors!"

"Said the polluter."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, DID YOU COMPLETE THE BENCHMARK TESTS?

NO SLURP BECAUSE?

GLOBAL WARMING.

WHAT?

WELL, NORMALLY THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A PLEASANT WEEK.

BUT THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR STUPID SUV, IT WAS TOO HOT TO WORK.

REMEMBER, IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION, YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM.

YOU WORK INDOORS!

SAID THE POLLUTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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