Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd July 2007

Dilbert//6653, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 3rd July 2007

Tags

compensation different classes segment paid relatively unimportant segment

Official transcript

I decided to segment the compensation of different classes of employees. "You'll be in the segment that gets paid the same no matter what you do."

"I call your segment the 'relatively unimportant' segment."

"Catchy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DECIDED TO SEGMENT THE COMPENSATION OF DIFFERENT CLASSES OF EMPLOYEES.

YOULL BE IN THE SEGMENT THAT GETS PAID THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO I CALL YOUR SEGMENT THE "RELATIVELY UNIMPORTANT" SEGMENT.

CATCHY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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