Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd July 2007

Dilbert//6653, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 3rd July 2007

Tags

compensation different classes segment paid relatively unimportant segment

Official transcript

I decided to segment the compensation of different classes of employees. "You'll be in the segment that gets paid the same no matter what you do."

"I call your segment the 'relatively unimportant' segment."

"Catchy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DECIDED TO SEGMENT THE COMPENSATION OF DIFFERENT CLASSES OF EMPLOYEES.

YOULL BE IN THE SEGMENT THAT GETS PAID THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO I CALL YOUR SEGMENT THE "RELATIVELY UNIMPORTANT" SEGMENT.

CATCHY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Segmenting the Compensation of Different Classes of Employees"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a white male with a square head and green shirt, sitting at his desk.
• He is approached by a woman with a black bob and green dress, who explains that she will segment the compensation of different classes of employees.
• Dilbert is concerned about being in the same segment as his coworker, Dogbert, a red creature with a square head and green shirt, who is also at his desk.
• The woman reassures Dilbert that he will be in a segment that gets paid the same no matter what he does.
• Dilbert is relieved and calls his segment "relatively unimportant."

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