Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd July 2007

Dilbert//6652, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 2nd July 2007

Tags

strategic asset market share fire yourself accountabilty

Official transcript

Human resources is a company's most important strategic asset. "That means it's your fault we're losing market share. Maybe you should fire yourself."

"Strategic assets don't like accountability."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HUMAN RESOURCES IS A COMPANY'S MOST IMPORTANT STRATEGIC ASSET.

THAT MEANS IT'S YOUR FAULT WE'RE LOSING MARKET SHARE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIRE YOURSELF.

STRATEGIC ASSETS DON'T LIKE ACCOUNTABILITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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