Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th July 2007

Dilbert//6663, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 13th July 2007

Tags

internal phone lists excellent reasons policy random policy generator suspicious not helpful

Official transcript

"You're not allowed to have internal phone lists on your wall."

"There are excellent reasons for this policy, and I hope to someday know what they are."

"They're getting suspicious about the random policy generator."

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originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE INTERNAL PHONE LISTS ON YOUR WALL.

THERE ARE EXCELLENT REASONS FOR THIS POLICY, AND I HOPE TO SOMEDAY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.

THEY'RE GETTING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THE RANDOM POLICY GENERATOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Random Policy Generator"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Wally. The boss announces that employees are no longer allowed to have internal phone lists on their walls. Dilbert questions the reason behind this policy, to which the boss responds that they are getting suspicious about the random policy generator.

Key Points:

• The boss introduces a new policy prohibiting internal phone lists on walls.
• Dilbert inquires about the reason for this policy.
• The boss reveals that they are suspicious of the random policy generator.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of bureaucratic policies and the lack of transparency in decision-making processes.

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