Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th July 2007

Dilbert//6664, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 14th July 2007

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evil director human resources new policy no d drinking coffee remove all doubt policies evil honesty ruining the moment business

Official transcript

Catbert, evil director of human resources "Our new policy is no drinking coffee during work."

"That should remove all doubt that our policies are designed for any reason other than evil."

"Your honesty is refreshing."

"Stop ruining the moment!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT, EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES OUR NEW POLICY IS NO DRINKING COFFEE DURING WORK.

THAT SHOULD REMOVE ALL DOUBT THAT OUR POLICIES ARE DESIGNED FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN EVIL.

YOUR HONESTY IS REFRESHING.

STOP RUINING THE MOMENT!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Catbert, Evil Director of Human Resources"

Summary:

The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, addressing a meeting with her team. She announces that the new policy is no drinking coffee during work, citing that it should remove all doubt that their policies are designed for any reason other than evil. The team is shocked and outraged, with one employee exclaiming, "Stop ruining the moment!!!" The comic strip humorously portrays the absurdity of corporate policies and the frustration of employees dealing with bureaucratic red tape.

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