Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th August 2007

Dilbert//6690, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 9th August 2007

Tags

manage spreadsheets emails luck unimportant subordinates bad mood insulting low morale

Official transcript

"Cancel all of my meetings. I'm going to manage by making spreadsheets and sending e-mails."

"With any luck, I'll never again need to speak with unimportant subordinates such as yourself."

"C23 is in a bad mood today."

"@#$%^!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CANCEL ALL OF MY MEETINGS. IM GOING TO MANAGE BY MAKING SPREADSHEETS AND SENDING EMAILS.

WITH ANY LUCK, I'LL NEVER AGAIN NEED TO SPEAK WITH UNIMPORTANT SUBORDINATES SUCH AS YOURSELF.

%*#0 C23 IS IN A BAD MOOD TODAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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