Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th August 2007

Dilbert//6691, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 10th August 2007

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tall pants old fashioned hairpiece glove on tail money to treasury first primary

Official transcript

I'm wearing my tall pants and my old-fashioned hairpiece because I'm running for president. "I put a glove on my tail so I can shake 50% more hands."

"My policy is to give all the money in the treasury to Iowans. But I might flip-flop after the first primary."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M WEARING MY TALL PANTS AND MY OLD - FASHIONED HAIRPIECE BECAUSE IM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

I PUT A GLOVE ON MY TAIL SO I CAN SHAKE 50% MORE HANDS.

MY POLICY IS TO GIVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE TREASURY TO IOWANS.

BUT I MIGHT FLIP FLOP AFTER THE FIRST PRIMARY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Dilbert" and features a humorous scene with the main character, Dilbert, wearing a tall pants and old-fashioned hairpiece to run for president. The strip consists of three panels, each with a caption and a cartoon image.

Panel 1:

• Dilbert is shown wearing a tall pants and old-fashioned hairpiece, with a caption that reads: "I'm wearing my tall pants and my old-fashioned hairpiece because I'm running for president."

Panel 2:

• Dilbert is shown putting on a glove on his tail, with a caption that reads: "I put a glove on my tail so I can shake 50% more hands."

Panel 3:

• Dilbert is shown standing next to a person, with a caption that reads: "My policy is to give all the money in the treasury to Iowans. But I might flip-flop after the first primary."

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a bear running for president and the absurdity of some political policies. It uses humor to comment on the quirks of politics and the human desire to appear presidential. Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted and entertaining take on the world of politics.

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