Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th August 2007

Dilbert//6691, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 10th August 2007

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tall pants old fashioned hairpiece glove on tail money to treasury first primary

Official transcript

I'm wearing my tall pants and my old-fashioned hairpiece because I'm running for president. "I put a glove on my tail so I can shake 50% more hands."

"My policy is to give all the money in the treasury to Iowans. But I might flip-flop after the first primary."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M WEARING MY TALL PANTS AND MY OLD - FASHIONED HAIRPIECE BECAUSE IM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

I PUT A GLOVE ON MY TAIL SO I CAN SHAKE 50% MORE HANDS.

MY POLICY IS TO GIVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE TREASURY TO IOWANS.

BUT I MIGHT FLIP FLOP AFTER THE FIRST PRIMARY.

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